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“Back when my daughter was young, we made use of the BRAT diet whenever she had ‘issues’,” returns Joe Pearson. “All parents of young children know this. Bananas, Rice, Applesauce, and Toast. Miracle cure.”
Americans love for applesauce makes the tariffs look like a good idea.
“What constitutes a shot of rice?” wonders Zia Faruqi.
Rice scooped into a shot glass.
“Appreciate your positive words about Marco Silva,” writes Richard Hirst. “Much praise is, rightly, given to Brighton, Brentford and Bournemouth, but Fulham could be above all of them after today’s game. Marco Silva is not the best tactician, witness last weekend’s debacle against Palace, but he is clearly a great man-manager and has revived a number of moribund careers. If only he could do it with Smith Rowe!”
There’s a player in there, but I guess Pereira plays where he’d like to.
Goodness me, that Palace game. It reminded me a bit of when David Moyes’ Everton got to the last eight of the Cup in 2012-13 then lost 3-0 at home to Wigan, and I’m sure the home fans will still be feeling poorly at missing so rare an opportunity. All that trouble they went to in winning on penalties at Old Trafford in round five, for nothing. Sickening.
Marco Silva tells Sky that Liverpool winning the league is a matter of time and says they deserve all the credit for their consistency. But Fulham’s games against them have been closely contested and he wants to give the crowd something back for their support against Palace.
“Oh Daniel!” begins Joe Pearson. “Raw rice? Flirting with food poisoning. But you do you.”
I wasn’t doing anything other than what i was told, but be very sure, the symptoms of food poisoning were already fully ensconced. I meant to say, though, is anyone who knows more about science and so on than me able to explain why it works? I guess the rice expands once inside, but why, then, wouldn’t already-cooked rice do the same?
So tossing it forward, where do Liverpool need to buy? Of course that’s partly dependent on what happens with Salah and Van Dijk, but even if both stay, a man as prudent as Slot will surely be succession-planning in any case, given the ages of both. Otherwise though, someone more consistent than Konate, unless they’re convinced Quansah will get there; someone to take over from Robertson; and an elite centre-forward if at all possible. But the main aspect needing attention, I think, is the midfield: good enough to get it done in the league this particular season, but shown up in Europe by PSG.
The way Slot was talking about Jones, it was as though he’s investigating him as a longer-term option at right-back – where of course there’s about to be a vacancy. I’ve no idea as to Liverpool’s summer budget, but losing Alexander-Arnold for nowt could well mean a chance for Bradley to establish himself as a first pick – one, in fairness, he’s earned. And if Jones can prove himself to be another option there, there’ll be money to spend strengthening in other areas.
Also going on: it’s summer!
We’re all Brann now.
Who remembers the Game of Life? No I’ve not been hacked by Peter Kay, but there was a card in it called “Share the Wealth” and that’s what I’m about to do.
I’v been crook this week, an … um … er … hyperactive intestine among the symptoms. So my wife recounted this tale of woe to our cleaner, who advised the following: necking a shot of uncooked rice, washed down with a mug of mint tea. And mates, it works!
So what does it mean? Well, Fulham will look to block up the middle with Berge and Lukic, and I’m sure Robinson and Sessegnon will look to gang up on Jones, an emergency right-back.
Liverpool, meanwhile, will hope to exploit the space Robinson leaves – though Salah has been becalmed recently – and for their midfield three to pop the ball about, using their superior touch and nip to keep possession while they work angles.
As below, Slot makes one change: Gakpo for Diaz.
Marco Silva makes five changes following midweek defeat at Arsenal. Jorge Cuenca, Adama Traore, Emile Smith Rowe and Raul Jimenez are all on the bench, with Issa Diop out of the squad entirely; Calvin Bassey, Ryan Sessegnon, Andreas Pereira, Alex Iwobi and Rodrigo Muniz come in.
Ah, one sec, here’s Arne Slot. His tracky bums are very tight; the least said about Jamie Carragher’s brown suede brogues the better.
Slot says he’s got two very good left-wingers to choose from, and this time he went for Gakpo not Diaz. At right-back, meanwhile, Curtis Jones played well against Everton, he thinks, and he can only see how he does against very different opponents by picking him. But Conor Bradley is on the bench, and will also get minutes.
Otherwise, he’s happy with the midweek performance and the reaction to the Tarkowski tackle – you might’ve heard about it – relative to the game at Goodison, not just from his players but from himself.
Liverpool know Fulham like to attack down the wings, but the way Antonee Robinson attacks should leave room for Mohamed Salah to attack
I’m going to write these down, then we’ll reflect on what we might see.
Teams!
Fulham (4-2-3-1): Leno; Castagne, Andersen, Bassey, Robinson; Berge, Lukic; Iwobi, Pereira, Sessegnon’ Muniz. Subs: Benda, Tete, Cuenca, Reed, Cairney, Smith Rowe, Traore, Willian, Jimenez.
Liverpool (4-3-3): Kelleher; Jones, Konate, Van Dijk, Robertson; Gravenberch, Szoboszlai, Mac Allister’; Salah, Jota, Gakpo. Subs: Jaros, Endo, Diaz, Nunez, Chiesa, Elliott, Tsimikas, Quansah, Bradley.
Referee: Chris Kavanagh (Ashton-under-Lyne)
Preamble
Sixteen years ago, almost to the day, Liverpool visited Craven Cottage and, when Yossi Benayoun scored the winning goal in injury-time to send his team two points clear at the top of the table, the away end could contain itself no longer. “And now you’re gonna believe us, and now you’re gonna believe us,” resounded the chant, “we’re gonna win the league!” Bereft of the title since 1990, relief was palpable.
The problem was, Manchester United had two games in hand. The first, the following day, climaxed with Martin Tyler’s “Machedaaaaaaa” moment, and the second at Wigan, six straight wins later, effectively settled things. Anfield would have to wait a further 11 years to see the Premier League trophy – and even that was disrupted by the pandemic.
This season, there will be no such mishaps. Liverpool have been, by some distance, the best side in the country – a low bar, yes, but also one they’ve sailed over – and all that remains now is for them to indulge in six weeks of parties, starting today. Only they who have suffered can know true joy.
Fulham, though, won’t want to be their patsies – especially after the resounding disappointment of last weekend, a 3-0 home tousing, to Palace, in the last eight of the Cup. With all the noise made elsewhere, it’s easy to overlook the excellence of Marco Silva’s work, but taking a side up from the Championship and immediately establishing them in the middle of the Premier League – without wild spending – is a task proving beyond almost every manager attempting it, and one for which he deserves much praise. The neutrals among us might forgive his side if they mentally check out, but we can be certain that he will not.
Kick-off: 2pm BST
